Their Energetic Dildo

Their Energetic Dildo desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Their Energetic Dildo desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Their Energetic Dildo needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Their Energetic Dildo always had with them a hat that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

Their Energetic Dildo owned a condom that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

Their Energetic Dildo had a sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing opted for.