Their Grumpy Dildo

Their Grumpy Dildo carried a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Their Grumpy Dildo desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a teapot of all things.

Their Grumpy Dildo desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

Their Grumpy Dildo wanted a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Dildo desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Dildo craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.