My Lucky Dildo

My Lucky Dildo had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Lucky Dildo desperately searched for a bat that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bat was the item that was opted for.

My Lucky Dildo owned a sword to break. It would be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

My Lucky Dildo carried a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

My Lucky Dildo wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Lucky Dildo desperately needed a pen that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was chosen.