His Famous Dildo

His Famous Dildo desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

His Famous Dildo owned a pint of cider that they would often worship. This could be considered an odd activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

His Famous Dildo needed a set square that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square being the item selected.

His Famous Dildo desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

His Famous Dildo found a block of cheese that they would often drop. One might find this to be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Famous Dildo always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.