Cheerful Dildo

Cheerful Dildo needed a bottle of coke that they would often share. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Cheerful Dildo craved for a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

Cheerful Dildo desperately craved for a teapot to demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Cheerful Dildo needed a pen that they would smash. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

Cheerful Dildo always carried a ball that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Cheerful Dildo always had with them a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was wonderous. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.