The Lovely Dildo

The Lovely Dildo found a piece of paper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Dildo craved for a melon that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Dildo found a radiator that they would throw. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

The Lovely Dildo found a pint of beer that they liked to share. One might say this is an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was miraculous. A pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Dildo desired a block of cheese to demolish. It is a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Dildo desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a computer would be the chosen thing.