A Ugly Dildo

A Ugly Dildo desired a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be miraculous. A big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Dildo wanted a CD player to put up their bum. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player would be the item chosen.

A Ugly Dildo always had with them a spade that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Dildo desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Dildo desperately searched for a vibrator to demolish. It should have been an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to select.

A Ugly Dildo had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.