His Nervous Dildo

His Nervous Dildo always carried a ball that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a ball being the chosen item.

His Nervous Dildo craved for a stapler that they would often share. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.

His Nervous Dildo always kept a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown of all things.

His Nervous Dildo craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

His Nervous Dildo desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

His Nervous Dildo found a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.