Retarded Dildo

Retarded Dildo always had with them a wig that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.

Retarded Dildo found a teapot that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

Retarded Dildo desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Dildo wanted a set square that they liked to play with. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square having that done to it

Retarded Dildo found a big sponge that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was sublime. A big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Dildo owned a cheese grater that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.