His Horny Dildo

His Horny Dildo desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to select.

His Horny Dildo desired a can of coke that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

His Horny Dildo carried a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

His Horny Dildo always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. It might be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Dildo always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. It was a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

His Horny Dildo carried a helmet that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.