Her Grumpy Dildo

Her Grumpy Dildo had a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to select.

Her Grumpy Dildo wanted a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Her Grumpy Dildo found a bag of flour that they would smash. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Dildo desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Dildo always kept a porno magazine to throw. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Dildo owned a melon to drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.