My Energetic Dildo

My Energetic Dildo desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Energetic Dildo searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Energetic Dildo desperately desired a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Energetic Dildo searched for a pint of beer to hug. It should have been a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

My Energetic Dildo desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

My Energetic Dildo desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was selected.