His Big Dildo

His Big Dildo wanted a rubber chicken to play with. This seems a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Big Dildo wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

His Big Dildo desperately searched for a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

His Big Dildo found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

His Big Dildo found a crown to embrace. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a crown is the item to select.

His Big Dildo carried a condom that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was selected.