Anxious Dildo

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Anxious Dildo desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Anxious Dildo carried a toilet brush that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Anxious Dildo desperately looked for a crown that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A crown is the item to select.

Anxious Dildo desperately searched for a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Anxious Dildo found a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

Anxious Dildo always carried a stretchman to play with. It is a funny operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.