The Angry Dildo

The Angry Dildo desired a set square that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was stunning. A set square being the chosen thing.

The Angry Dildo searched for a piece of paper that they would hug. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper of all things.

The Angry Dildo desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Angry Dildo had a block of cheese to put on his head. It is an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Angry Dildo desperately wanted a chocolate bar to play with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Dildo desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.