The Lonely Dildo

The Lonely Dildo craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Lonely Dildo found a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Dildo always kept a dildo that they would insert somewhere. It was a new exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Dildo always kept a set of lego to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Dildo searched for a porno magazine that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Lonely Dildo always had with them a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.