A Talented Dildo

A Talented Dildo found a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

A Talented Dildo found a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

A Talented Dildo searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Talented Dildo always carried a sword that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to opt for.

A Talented Dildo craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. This seems an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

A Talented Dildo had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a different exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.