The Exciting Dildo

The Exciting Dildo always had with them a custard pie that they would often smash. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Dildo owned a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Dildo desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Dildo desperately looked for a set of lego to drop. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Dildo desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Dildo looked for a can of coke to put on his head. This seems a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to select.