The Confused Dildo

The Confused Dildo desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dildo desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It might have been a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Dildo needed a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Dildo always kept a radiator that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Dildo desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes throw. It is an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Dildo always had with them a sponge to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.