The Orange Dildo

The Orange Dildo always had with them a set of lego to embrace. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Dildo found a helmet that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Dildo craved for a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Dildo owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally play with. It would be a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Orange Dildo desperately craved for a set of lego that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Orange Dildo owned a sponge to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.