The Different Dildo

The Different Dildo owned a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Different Dildo desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Different Dildo always kept a condom to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Different Dildo desperately looked for a block of cheese to embrace. It was a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Different Dildo wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Different Dildo wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.