The Adorable Dildo

The Adorable Dildo desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Adorable Dildo looked for a cup to drop. It would have been a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cup being the thing selected.

The Adorable Dildo searched for a piece of paper to share. It should have been a new thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Adorable Dildo always carried a cucumber that they liked to hug. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Dildo had a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Dildo looked for a ball that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.