Her Eccentric Dildo

Her Eccentric Dildo carried a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Dildo often carried a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A lava lamp is the item to choose.

Her Eccentric Dildo wanted a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Dildo carried a sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a sponge of all things.

Her Eccentric Dildo found a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Her Eccentric Dildo desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.