The Adventurous Dildo

The Adventurous Dildo always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Dildo had a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

The Adventurous Dildo carried a bat to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Dildo needed a pencil sharpener to eat. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Adventurous Dildo craved for a can of Tango to worship. One might consider this to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Dildo owned a custard pie that they would often annihilate It would have been an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.