My Fucking Dildo

My Fucking Dildo desperately needed a lava lamp that they would annihilate One might say this is a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

My Fucking Dildo found a CD player that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

My Fucking Dildo had a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

My Fucking Dildo found a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Fucking Dildo always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

My Fucking Dildo searched for a radiator that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a radiator is the item to opt for.