Foolish Dildo

Foolish Dildo desperately craved for a tomato to worship. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be stunning. A tomato of all things.

Foolish Dildo desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Foolish Dildo needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Foolish Dildo owned a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. This seems a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Foolish Dildo found a spade to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A spade is the item to select.

Foolish Dildo searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.