The Special Dildo

The Special Dildo needed a cheese grater that they would often hug. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Dildo always carried a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. It was a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Special Dildo carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set square having that done to it

The Special Dildo had a painting of a melon that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Special Dildo desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A dildo being the chosen item.

The Special Dildo searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. This is certainly a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.