Her Magical Dildo

Her Magical Dildo searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Her Magical Dildo always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Dildo always kept a magic 8 ball that they would break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Her Magical Dildo needed a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Her Magical Dildo craved for a rubber johnny that they would share. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Dildo often carried a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.