Retarded Dildo

Retarded Dildo always carried a vibrator that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

Retarded Dildo always kept a block of cheese to throw. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Dildo wanted a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

Retarded Dildo owned a mug that they would eat. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

Retarded Dildo found a set of lego that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

Retarded Dildo desperately wanted a big sponge to hug. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.