Her Weary Dildo

Her Weary Dildo always carried a CD player that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Her Weary Dildo wanted a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. It would be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Her Weary Dildo always had with them a bag of flour to drop. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Her Weary Dildo needed a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.

Her Weary Dildo desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Dildo looked for a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.