A Horny Dildo

A Horny Dildo desperately craved for a sponge to throw. It is a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

A Horny Dildo desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It was a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Dildo owned a can of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Dildo desperately wanted a dildo that they would often sleep with. It should have been a different operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

A Horny Dildo craved for a radiator that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Dildo always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was sublime. A stretchman was the chosen item.