The Brainy Dildo

The Brainy Dildo had a pencil sharpener that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Dildo desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would put on his head. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Dildo owned a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Dildo owned a can of Tango that they would smash. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Brainy Dildo had a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Dildo searched for a toilet brush that they would experiment on. It might have been an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.