Determined Dildo

Determined Dildo desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

Determined Dildo often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Determined Dildo desperately needed a crown that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Determined Dildo needed a dildo that they would sometimes share. It was a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Determined Dildo desperately craved for a mug that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

Determined Dildo desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.