The Lovely Dildo

The Lovely Dildo needed a pen that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Dildo wanted a helmet that they would eat. It would have been an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Dildo always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Lovely Dildo carried a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Dildo owned a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Lovely Dildo owned a cucumber that they would often share. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.