My Big Dildo

My Big Dildo owned a set of lego that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

My Big Dildo craved for a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Big Dildo desired a wig to drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was opted for.

My Big Dildo craved for a dildo that they would sleep with. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

My Big Dildo craved for a teapot that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

My Big Dildo desired a stapler that they liked to eat. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was spectacular. A stapler is the item to select.