A Bewildered Dildo

A Bewildered Dildo craved for a stapler that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

A Bewildered Dildo looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

A Bewildered Dildo always carried a computer that they would embrace. This might appear to be a new exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing opted for.

A Bewildered Dildo wanted a cucumber that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

A Bewildered Dildo always had with them a teapot that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Bewildered Dildo desperately needed a big sponge that they would often annihilate It was a peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.