The Famous Dildo

The Famous Dildo owned a lava lamp that they would often eat. This seems an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was simply life. A lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Dildo often carried a crown that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to select.

The Famous Dildo desperately craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Dildo desired a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Famous Dildo searched for a spade that they would often worship. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Dildo searched for a can of coke to put on his head. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke of all things.