Famous Dildo

Famous Dildo found a stapler that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

Famous Dildo desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would break. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Famous Dildo desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Famous Dildo desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Famous Dildo found a teapot that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be magnificent. A teapot having that done to it

Famous Dildo needed a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey of all things.