The Exceptional Dildo

The Exceptional Dildo always had with them a pint of beer that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Dildo desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Dildo desperately wanted a crown that they would cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Dildo desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Exceptional Dildo always carried a stapler that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Dildo had a vibrator that they would play with. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.