My Silly Dildo

My Silly Dildo desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Dildo desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

My Silly Dildo found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

My Silly Dildo often carried a CD player that they would often throw. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

My Silly Dildo searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

My Silly Dildo always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.