His Silly Dildo

His Silly Dildo desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a new action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Silly Dildo desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen item.

His Silly Dildo always had with them a cheese grater to worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Silly Dildo found a bottle of coke to throw. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

His Silly Dildo desperately looked for a tomato that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato of all things.

His Silly Dildo desperately searched for a bag of flour to throw. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.