A Hungry Dildo

A Hungry Dildo wanted a piece of paper to drop. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

A Hungry Dildo looked for a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Hungry Dildo looked for a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Hungry Dildo needed a wig that they sometimes throw. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Hungry Dildo craved for a bottle of beer to throw. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

A Hungry Dildo wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.