A Blue Dildo

A Blue Dildo desperately desired a helmet that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet of all things.

A Blue Dildo craved for a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

A Blue Dildo looked for a melon that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Blue Dildo always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

A Blue Dildo desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

A Blue Dildo wanted a sword to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.