A Lovely Dildo

A Lovely Dildo always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

A Lovely Dildo always had with them a ball that they would cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a ball is the item to select.

A Lovely Dildo carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Lovely Dildo desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Dildo always carried a dildo that they would often play with. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

A Lovely Dildo looked for a wig that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.