Her Foolish Dildo

Her Foolish Dildo desperately desired a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish Dildo always kept a crown that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen item.

Her Foolish Dildo owned a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

Her Foolish Dildo searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Her Foolish Dildo always carried a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Her Foolish Dildo needed a wig that they would sometimes throw. It is an unusual action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to choose.