My Adorable Dildo

My Adorable Dildo wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

My Adorable Dildo needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

My Adorable Dildo wanted a pen that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.

My Adorable Dildo desperately searched for a can of coke that they would cuddle. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

My Adorable Dildo desired a ball to sleep with. It was a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Dildo carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.