Purple Dildo

Purple Dildo desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Purple Dildo desperately desired a pint of beer to cuddle. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Dildo owned a piece of paper that they would put down their trousers. This seems a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Purple Dildo often carried a hat that they would often embrace. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a hat is the item to opt for.

Purple Dildo desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Purple Dildo needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.