The Exciting Dildo

The Exciting Dildo found a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Dildo craved for a cup to embrace. It might have been a curious thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was amazing. Strangely, a cup is the thing to select.

The Exciting Dildo desperately wanted a bat to eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Dildo desperately searched for a set of lego to put up their bum. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Exciting Dildo always had with them a condom to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Dildo carried a painting of a melon that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.