Different Dildo

Different Dildo owned a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Different Dildo needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Different Dildo desperately wanted a hat that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Different Dildo looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. It might be an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

Different Dildo wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Different Dildo carried a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.