His Jolly Dildo

His Jolly Dildo wanted a mug that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

His Jolly Dildo desperately craved for a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.

His Jolly Dildo desperately looked for a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Dildo desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

His Jolly Dildo searched for a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Jolly Dildo had a cucumber that they would smash. This seems a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.